But I Don't Own a Cat!

Who doesn't want to joy ride in a sports car? This is the story of how Not McCat and I met - I found her in my car, probably making "vroom, vroom" noises in her head.  The process of wearing me down with the cute started shortly after that. I'm sure she had a detailed and devious plan because as much as I said "I can't have a cat, I have a bird!" she didn't give up. The relentless cute... She helped with yard work, offering her opinions, supervising and just generally being charming, slowly